Endorphin Rush

Phua Chu Kang, the famous Singaporean

• Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
• PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !
• Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
• PCK : Of course lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?
• Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
• PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, then someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh! Don't play play ah!
• Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
• PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your brain, use your brainnn
• Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?
• PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shioook feeling mah. Correct or not?
• Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
• PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your brain, use your brainnnnn. You go and dig your nose in front of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
• Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
• PCK : Aiyah ...... ," Best in Singapore , JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!" also ah!!!