Apr
21st
Mon
21st
- Teen girl: You know what I don't get?
- Preppy friend: What?
- Teen girl: If Mary was a virgin, how did she get pregnant?
- Preppy friend: Uh...I think a white dove came down and landed on her.
- Teen girl: ... And where did it land?
- Preppy friend: On her shoulder.
- Teen girl: So a dove--
- Preppy friend: A white dove. Impregnated mary on her shoulder. Yeah.
- Teen girl: Who told you that?
- Preppy friend: Sara, in Geometry.
- Teen girl: ... Sara is Jewish, you idiot!