Endorphin Rush

Nov
26th

Wed

Batman: Then why do you want to kill me?
The Joker: [laughs] I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No. You... you... complete me.
Batman: You're garbage who kills for money.
The Joker: Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.
Batman: Where's Dent?
The Joker: You have all these rules, and you think they'll save you.
Batman: I have one rule.
The Joker: Then that's the rule you'll have to break to know the truth.
Batman: Which is?
The Joker: The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules. And tonight you're gonna break your one rule.
Batman: I'm considering it.

You just couldn’t let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible, aren’t you? You won’t kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness, and I won’t kill you because… you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.

— The Joker

Madness is like gravity. All it takes is just a little push.

Nov
21st

Fri

He’s playing excellent ball. Can’t say nothing bad about him now.

— Shaq on Kobe. After the Suns were routed by Lakers in their own building.

White guy: Hi, I'd like a pork bun please.
Chinese bun saleswoman: Chicken bun?
White guy: Uh, no, a pork bun please.
Chinese bun saleswoman: Chicken bun?
White guy: Um, no. (points at pork bun) I'd like a pork bun. Pork.
Chinese bun saleswoman: Oh. (pause) Chicken bun?
White guy: Yes. Chicken bun.
Chinese bun saleswoman: Two dollar.
- Chinatown

Nov
19th

Wed

Nov
13th

Thu

It’s called Foreign Accent Syndrome. Hillarious. ABC News for better coverage and video.

Nov
11th

Tue

So let’s go up there. Err.. wait a minute.. what?

You know who is really, really happy that John McCain did not win last night? The boyfriend of Sarah Palin’s daughter. He doesn’t have to get married now. ‘Whew, thank God!’

— Jay Leno

Only in India!

Circuit City files for Chapter 11

After CompUSA, Circuit City is the latest casualty of US slowing economy. With almost 1500 stores across US and Canada, Circuit City is one of the largest electronic retailers in the nation. They used to be the largest consumer electronic chains in United States until Best Buy came along and ate their market share. Not only in US, Circuit City also files for bankruptcy protection in Canada. According to Bloomberg, here are some of the creditors with the amount of debt that have yet to be paid by Circuit City.

Hewlett-Packard = $119 million
Samsung = $116 million
Sony = $60 million
Toshiba = $18 million
Garmin = $15 million
Olympus = $15 million
Nikon = $15 million
Lenovo = $11 million
Microsoft = $8 million

Where is Canon?

Nov
7th

Fri

You don’t show up for me, America doesn’t show up for you.

Nov
6th

Thu

Suddenly it's cool to be an American again She was a stranger, and she kissed me. Just for being an American. Nothing was said, but the message was clear: Today, we are all Americans.

How John McCain lost the election By the time Super Tuesday rolled around, he had grown smaller and smaller — not just in my viewfinder, but in my estimation. He had traded optimism for cynicism. He was irritable and sometimes seemed grasping, as though he would do whatever it took to win.

Nov
5th

Wed

The world's view of Obama's win Never will an American election have excited in the rest of the world a hope at once so crazy and so reasoned.